Dear God, last nights ride was really bad. Please, in the future, if you could never let me feel that way again, I promise I will try to be a better person. The part I really never want to feel never, ever, again , is the part where my mind and my legs are not connected, and that dizzy feeling that would not allow me to control my bike, that was bad. Also I never want to see Big Worm, Jim Slade, and Porn Stash, go by me that fast ever, ever, again. God, why would you let two guys with no skills drop me on wet rooty trails? I just don't understand. There I was in the valley of death, with a very serious fear of evil, and..... well you know the rest. Also could you wipe that snide smerk off of Big Worm's face?
Thanks for listening.