Top Ten Reasons road bikes are dumb:
10. No Suspension.
9. Can't blame tire choice for shitty ride.
8. Girls ride them faster than you.
7. Every time your knees come up, they hit your gut, and remind you that you are fat.
6. Cigarette keeps going out and beer spills, on sprints.
5. Chicks only think bright colored kits look cool on handsome young guys.
6. Just like life, at the end you are alone.
4. It's hard to take advantage of the draft, when you can't stay on with the group.
3. Can't make up for lack of fitness by riding skinnies and big logs.
2. No points given for injuries and health issues.
and the number one reason road bikes are dumb.......
Not near enough Duck Signs!!!!!!