In 1971, I asked very nicely for this bike:
I am sure I wasn't the best kid on the block, but dang, Frank Verillo got one and he was an Ass#*+^!
I am going to try a new approach. Please deliver the following items to my house or there will be no cookies, or milk and I will down load that surveillance video of what you did to my plastic reindeer (BASTARD!) to TMZ.com.
Sorry it had to come to this, but I see no other way to reconcile.