Thursday, January 22, 2009

I'm Sorry

Okay I get it, we had to live with a douche nozzle for eight years that couldn't complete a sentence in English if his oil stock depended on it. I know he was an ex drunk with an important Dad, and the Masons propped him up to the highest office in the land. I too am angry, that we had to live with nothing more than a letter man homecoming king and that he dug us into some really deep mud holes.

I also get that Barrack is cool. It's nice to have a well spoken, good looking man in the White House. I too got chills during his campaign and I voted for him. I love the fact that the guy and his wife can find two and four on a dance floor. I like the fact that actual artists I listen to are endorsing him (the fact that it coincides with the release of their latest album aside). I think it is a wonder of our time that we finally elected a MAN of the people instead of some entitled prick from a rich family. I am behind him in every way and I couldn't be happier that he's OUR guy.

Now: can we all stop looking up at him like prepubescent school girls at a Jonas Brothers concert? Can we stop pretending that his wife is the Virgin Mother and that his angelic kids have the cure for cancer running through their cute little veins. Can we PLEASE stop referring to him in terms normally reserved for sons of divine beings? Can we all just realize that this is how a president is supposed to look and behave, and that this should be the norm and not the exception?

I applaud his every move and I am glad to be on the winning team, but I would like to bring him back to what I voted for: a Human Being. Maybe we could all take it a down a notch or two. There will be plenty of time for a victory lap after the issues are worked out....don't ya think? I know the dust has hardly settled on this historic election. I don't want to be a wet blanket on the good feeling the country has for the first time in our lifetime, but I swear if I see one more (*RICH*) teary eyed celebrity, I am gonna hurl.

Congrats Mr. President, thanks for winning and giving us all hope. Good luck on the job.

Oh yeah.....bikes are cool. Rock on.

W.B.Z.N.

24 comments:

BIG JIM said...

Amen and Amen!

Ms. Moon said...

I think it's a combination of things that make us all so teary-eyed (and I am NOT talking about the celebrities here- they do not live on my planet). First, Bush set the bar so low that anyone who can speak English sounds like Einstein. Plus, he is pretty easy on the eyes. Also, it's just such a refreshing change to have what appears to be a loving family in the White House. I mean really, don't you think there's going to be some real, live human-being lovin' going on there?
I get your point and I think you're right but hell, let us bask in the glory of finally voting for a candidate who won.
And finally- his first day was a pretty good one. He hit that ground running.

juancho said...

I'm thinking we ought to notch things UP a bit more, not down- and how about that Aretha? She killed it, slayed it, that song can never be sung again.

Oh yeah, and bikes.

Anonymous said...

HUCKABEE 2012!

Anonymous said...

That must mean that your fever has subsided? Do your penance with Juancho.

shins

sasquatch said...

I'm with you on this one, W.B..

I imagine all this praise for Obama must feel particularly blasphemous for you...don't they know the only TRUE son of God is Big Worm?!

Human Wrecking Ball said...

You are a bitter, hairy, out of shape, rusty bike riding, funny guy I like.

Oh yeah do it in the dirt! Mtber's rule!

juancho said...

I think we should ride 44 on Saturday.

AucillaSinks said...

Day 2 and you're moaning when will the honeymoon end?

I say let our love fest go on for a while and all you oversaturated citizens should just back off your yahoo news a bit.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Sorry man, I just never liked Kool Aid.
I don't think the world or people are simple. I am down with the love fest but when it becomes this over the top, it can't lead anywhere good. I am not a half empty half full guy, I beleive the glass has four ounces of water in it, and that optimism or pesimism doesn't affect the measurements.
Don't forget I voted for him.

J. I am down with the ride if we can do it Sunday. Saturday my angelic, gifted, way above average kids, have super gifted activities that we as perfect parents must attend.

BIGWORM said...

Come on, Squatch! I'm over here minding my own business, and you gotta throw me on the fire?!

Juancho, I'm your huckleberry!

Maybe your 8' tall, hairy, rusty bike having, buddy will go too.

juancho said...

Not a chance BW, but it is nice of you to think of S'quatch being able to ride that far.

Hey, wait a minute, this feels like the BRC in the good old days!

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Maybe he could just ride till lunch then quit, and blame it on his drive train?

Anonymous said...

The way he keeps the drivetrain up, he most certainly will be able to blame a multitude of woes on it.

shins

Magnum said...

dude! I wanna ride bikes now, can we be buds?

Oh, and Obama is my Elvis, only much cooler!

Human Wrecking Ball said...

I'm going to write a number on a piece of paper......

BIG JIM said...

17 responses. I had a dream the other night that 5 people posted to one of my blogs. That was a very good dream.

sasquatch said...

I worry about 'em coming over the top, but then I'm rocked by rounds from my own bunker.

The skunk ape rides (metaphorically)alone.

He sips his soup in a sluggish stupor, and humps the bailtrail, slumped over his horse's neck like a broken and forgotten soldier. In truth, he's comforted to have any gear at all.

Mingo said...

We needed Bush to get Obama, Obama will get us more than out of the hole, he'll help us climb the mountain, but have any of you tried to use the special issue Obama quarter in a vending machine? Mine gets stuck. I don't know why.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

This has to be the most varied and funny set of comments ever. I am pleased... I do so love witty repartie'.

Hang in there Jim. Hero today zero tomorrow, so goes it in the cuel blogosphere.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Twenty comments and I still can't spell...cruel.

BIG JIM said...

22

Anonymous said...

Keep working on it man. It is right there next to, "Iputabullseyonmyforehead" in Websters.

shins

Anonymous said...

I Think you're all fu!%!ng crazy!!!