Saturday, November 21, 2009

Santa Baby

Dear Santa,
In 1971, I asked very nicely for this bike:

I am sure I wasn't the best kid on the block, but dang, Frank Verillo got one and he was an Ass#*+^!

I am going to try a new approach. Please deliver the following items to my house or there will be no cookies, or milk and I will down load that surveillance video of what you did to my plastic reindeer (BASTARD!) to

Sorry it had to come to this, but I see no other way to reconcile.



BIGWORM said...

I see the "funny" is coming back! Good, very good!

WheelDancer said...

Damn, you're back up before I could even comment. Funny story about that bike you asked for in 1971; I did my first long distance tour that year at age 15 and the guy I went with rode that bike. 300 miles, self-supported camping trip in five days. It was even purple!

Human Wrecking Ball said...

That's a long way to go on a banana seat!

Operation Uranus said...

Did you post that Giant, to torture me? Usually I'm all for being a retro grouch and embracing the purple Schwinn but that Trance is stunning and I will not sleep tonight.

Magnum said...

wow, I love hummingbirds too! And those black things with big knobs, well, I won't be going there...

the bike is cool though