Friday, September 10, 2010

My Brain is like a Sieve

I remember when I first started riding with Big Worm, I used to complain so bad on the climbs, he would tell me jokes to distract me. Then one day he said:

"Just ride to the next tree"

"Then what?" I said.

"Ride to the next one after that." The big man said.

That's how this new thing with my noodle is going. One tree at a time. I am trying not to look up the hill but sometimes, my hyper Irish brain is not so smart. It likes to go a few more miles up the trail than it should. Lucky for me I have some really good friends, a really strong wife, and a family that drives me nuts, but is on twenty four hour call. All these things keep the chin up (if one has a chin).

Thanks to all for the help. It may be time to augment the moniker...

W.B.Z.N.A.N.
(lunch with the author for first correct guess)

16 comments:

BIGWORM said...

Wrecking Ball Zipper Neck Aneurysm Noodle?

Billy said...

"one chin"?! HA!

juancho said...

Wrecking Ball Zipper Neck Ass Noodle.

Bamboo House will be fine.

Human Wrecking Ball said...
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Human Wrecking Ball said...

So close Igore. Use your Brain!

Ms. Moon said...

I can't even guess. Could we still have lunch?

juancho said...

Wrecking Ball Zipper Neck All Neck?

Human Wrecking Ball said...

This is not going well. Okay my current nick name is: Wrecking Ball Zipper Neck. It's realy two names the first part was given to me by Micro the second part is from a movie....use your BRAIN!
This is so bad I may have to buy everyone lunch.
Never try to clever...(note to self)

Human Wrecking Ball said...
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Human Wrecking Ball said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_pKqiB5Rg

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Elizabeth: Penny for your thoughts.
Creature: Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Elizabeth: Oh! You're incorrigable! Aren't you?
Creature: Mmmmmmmmmm.
Elizabeth: You little zipper-neck!

reverend dick said...

Wreeeking Baller Zipper Neck Abbey Normal.

Someplace nice.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

BIGWORM said...

Roll, roll!
Roll in ze hay!

Magnum said...

Is that a bullet in that gray matter? You might want to get that checked out. Is there a grassy knoll by the suby dealer?

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Rev, you win and a better winner I could not have picked (even though I basically spoon fed the answer to Juancho). So you fly, I'll buy.
Worm....funny
Mag... you sick fuck, I love it. Nothing makes me laugh more than a good stroke joke lately.

Now for the big news. My surgery is Tuesday. They had an opening (get it?) and I'm in. Wish me loads of blog luck.

nicol said...

Sending you a four-leafed clover through the bloggy waves, HWB. Hope all goes well for you. Take care of yourself!