Thursday, April 19, 2012

sIGN sIGN eVERYWHERE A sIGN!



Top Ten Reasons road bikes are dumb:

10. No Suspension.

9. Can't blame tire choice for shitty ride.

8. Girls ride them faster than you.

7. Every time your knees come up, they hit your gut, and remind you that  you are fat.

6. Cigarette keeps going out and beer spills, on sprints.

5. Chicks only think bright colored kits look cool on handsome young guys.

6. Just like life, at the end you are alone.

4. It's hard to take advantage of the draft, when you can't stay on with the group.

3. Can't make up for lack of fitness by riding skinnies and big logs.

2. No points given for injuries and health issues.

and the number one reason road bikes are dumb.......

Not near enough Duck Signs!!!!!!

W.B.Z.N.

9 comments:

nicol said...

Nice. I am sitting here trying to think of other reasons "road bikes are dumb" and I am having trouble. You were thorough and funny.

Juancho said...

Because you can only ride them on the roads!

Magnum said...

because they use the metric system

BIG JIM said...

Bunch of effing leg shavers!

Jimbo said...

Juancho, I ride my road bike off road all the time.

FBT said...

Dammit...I hate (and kinda love) unexpected, actual "LOL" moments. Even if it scares the hell outa my wife & kids on an otherwise silent Sunday evening...

I love my road bike (and shaving my legs and getting dropped by girls, etc), but the first comment was dead-on: very thorough AND accurate!

Thanks - even if you're not really my friend ;)

Velosopher said...

# 11: The people who ride them don't say hi to you.

# 12: The more uncomfortable they are, the more they cost.

All this and more is why I'm getting a new one. Stay tuned, kids...

Human Wrecking Ball said...

All good additions to the list, but Velo #12 is my Fav. Its the strangest thing. They don't want no stiff necked cogers in the peleton I suspect.

Fat Lad said...

Amen to that brother!