Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I Fall Apart

Apparently, this device, makes you ride really fast. It monitors your heart rate, miles, and a bunch of other useless crap. It's just a fad like that intranet thingie. Big Worm has one, as well as Frog Legs. I hate them. Worm, in case anyone is wondering, is on a serious training regimen. He is riding nine days a week, and I hate him. Micro hasn't ridden since Reagan was falling asleep in the White House. He was on the ride last night, and even though I didn't see it, I think he had one, hidden some where. I was looking for a cyanide pill, when I heard Mirco joking and laughing on one of the bad climbs, so I hate him. All this started with Silk. He talked and blogged about it so much, he made everyone else want one, so I hate him.
I have been riding 10-14 hours a week and I am still slow, so if you are reading this I HATE YOU!
I will be on eBay if anyone needs me (that I don't hate).


Fat Lad said...

Male menopause?


Fat Lad

Human Wrecking Ball said...

You just made the list!

Ms. Moon said...

You can't hate me. I don't even own a bike.
But I do walk really fast so maybe you hate me too.
Calm down, boy. It's all about the ride, not the other riders. (Said the woman who has no idea what she's talking about.)

Anonymous said...

Yikes! I'll take a turn poking the angry bear:
That thing won't make you faster; it'll just show you how far behind you are ON A MAP!

Human Wrecking Ball said...


bikechain said...

In typical "look at me" fashion I just want to say my brother is the first in on this one. Maybe not. I miss you guys. K dub

juancho said...

Don't hate me, I already own a microwave. Why would I need that one?

Human Wrecking Ball said...

I could never hate you Big Man! You're the only guy I am fast enough to ride with! (we'll work on the log thing)

Donnie said...

I need one of those so i won't forget to go riding.

Anonymous said...

"work on the log thing" ???