We invited more, but only four came to play
Slade has a list, of the things for the ride
it's all in arranged, and neatly inside
Juancho rode well, not in front or in back
his shorts are transparent, and you can see his crack!
In the woods there are bears, that love to eat berries
when they get hungry, they get kind of scary
Worm navigated, so no one had to choose
Slade in second, then Juancho
I was the lantern rouge!
That's me breathing heavy
not to be dramatic.
I really can't help it
I'm an Irish asthmatic!
We all had fun, and weren't shot by guns
we out ran the rain, and then we were done!